In response to Daily Post’s Daily Prompt: Game of Groans
Warning: The following post is rated TV-MA L. It contains strong sarcasm and is intended for mature audiences. Reader Discretion is advised.
I have written about this before and I am writing about it again.
Why? – I hear you ask. Well, because I simply admire the way language has evolved into the filth *coughs* — I mean, the wonder it is today.
After various trial and errors, English Language evolved into a form which is seen and used today. I am not talking about language we learn in the grammar classes in school. I am talking about the type which everyone uses while texting.
It all started many years ago, when the cell phones had only just become a common man’s necessity. Some wise-ass decided that the devices should be used to send small memos (which we commonly know as text messages nowadays). The best idea which this person had was to restrict the world limit to each sent text.
This, combined with the fact that we had to punch a button three freaking times just to get the letter ‘I’, led us to believe that it would be better to just abbreviate words and cut out on unnecessary letters while having a conversation.
I wish I could find those kids who started off with this trend. They definitely deserve a big slap *clears throat* – I mean, thank you. After all, “OMG! It’s just 2 kul!”
The world evolved into a place where character restrictions no longer remained a problem – except on twitter (which, by the way, is also so amazingly cool) – and the typing changed to qwerty mode in almost all phones but THANKFULLY, people did not drop the cool lingo.
I think about the future when the civilization looks back and sees immortal phrases such as
‘ikr! Ur lyk totz my bae’
and the best of them all,
‘mah lyf, mah rulz’
The last one does not even involve shortening a word. It in fact, makes it longer than before. Who would write my, when one can write mah, amirite?
I am glad people don’t write complete sentences anymore. Even though, sometimes, it gets tough to follow the conversation but who cares about having a nice talk when one can be stupid *ahem* – I mean, fancy!
3 thoughts on “Pointless Abbreviations”
Hahaha…I drove my kids crazy on my motorola flip phone as I refused to reduce the English language to abbreviations…Now it’s a totally new language…I can read it, but I still refuse to participate in its propagation.
I am glad you did not give in to peer pressure. Or rather, in your case lets call it – kin compulsions.
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